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Cats Named, Etc.

We name cats, etc. $25 and up. Results Guaranteed.

(We Are Also Tech Writers, Photographers, and More)

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   Introduction
   The Famous Cats Named Guarantee
   Free Cat Names
   Services / Rates
   Items for Sale Page
   Items Wanted
   Contact Information
   Our Websites
   My Favorite Links <== 06/11/11   Write Right links added
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Introduction

Obviously there are some brilliantly named cats. You probably have met one or more yourself in your lifetime. According to official government statistics, however, for every cat with a name to be proud of, there are 147 cats with names of little note. (The cost of this particular government grant to develop statistics was approximately $100, a bargain by anyone's standards.)

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The Famous Cats Named Guarantee

We guarantee we will actually name your cat, or your money back. Naturally, we can't guarantee you'll like the name we come up with because, after all, we are not mind readers.

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"I'm developing an eye problem.
Everything I see pisses me off!"

FREE Cat Names

Well, it finally happened. Amateurs that are giving them away for free forced us out of the cat naming business. Isn't that the hooker's lament? I can't believe fanatics offering freebies have eliminated an old family business like ours.

    17,000 FREE Cat Names Here

    5,000+ Unique Cat Names"

    Cat Name Resource

I'll bet these guys don't offer the equivalent of The Famous Cats Named Guarantee, though.


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Services / Rates

   Technical Writing:   Documentation, user manuals, instruction books, special reports, reviews, tech research, computer related evaluations, proposal writing and review, business letter writing, etc. For small examples of descriptive writing, see the write-ups for items found on my Items for Sale Page. Minimum cost is $100 per page.
    
   Computer Related Consulting:   For small to medium businesses, including proposal review, backup and data security issues. Requirements gathering, proposal writing, project reviews, technical interpreter for business principals, etc. Have an expert on your side at reasonable cost!
    
    
   Photography Samples:  

I posted examples of my best 35mm film images. This is an ongoing project of scanning directly from the original negatives. These are not necessarily the best of the best, however:

Examples from 35mm Best Project.


I also posted examples of my best digital images. This is another ongoing project. Again, these are not necessarily the best of the best, however:

Examples from Best Digital Images Project.

    
   Software QA:   Think of me as the idiot that you want your software to be proof from. Yes, I will perform all those boring tests you hate to do. Our motto: it is easier to criticize others than it is to do it right ourselves.
    
    
Other Services:
   Cats Named:  $25 and up - results guaranteed.
    
   Second Opinions:   $50 and up. We have a two-tiered structure. Top of the line are Well Reasoned Opinions, but they do required time for research and thought. You may want quicker results. These also take some time, but are available faster then the other type, and in fact comprise the Famous Cats Named Half-Fast Opinions. Talk show hosts please note!
    
   Common Sense Consulting:  $100 and up. Unfortunately, if you need us you don't know it! NOTE: if you think this idea is really stupid, then you have an emergency and should contact us immediately.
    



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Items Wanted

   Solar powered, climate controlled instrument enclosure(s)
   Used tilt/zoom security cameras & IP enabled servers - prefer Canon VB Series.
   Heated and ventilated mounts for outdoor security cameras.
   Used dish antennas, cheap, up to 3' in diameter
   Parabolic microphones, shotgun microphones
   Beverly [Mass] High School Year Books from 1958 thru 1962
   Mint condition Kawasaki KZ750 Twin OR early eighties Suzuki GS850G
   Optoelectronics Scout Frequency Counter [digital preferred]; also sniffer.


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Contact Information

Contact Cats Named Here ==> Click on Cat to email Cats Named, Etc.

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Our Websites

   Camp Herrick
   Official BHS Class of 1960 Website
   Ryal Side Elementary School



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  Site Down? Is a given site down, or is it just you?
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