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Obviously there are some brilliantly named cats. You probably have met one or more yourself in your lifetime. According to official government statistics, however, for every cat with a name to be proud of, there are 147 cats with names of little note. (The cost of this particular government grant to develop statistics was approximately $100, a bargain by anyone's standards.)
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The Famous Cats Named Guarantee
We guarantee we will actually name your cat, or your money back. Naturally, we can't guarantee you'll like the name we come up with because, after all, we are not mind readers.
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"I'm developing an eye problem. |
Well, it finally happened. Amateurs that are giving them away for free forced us out of the cat naming business. Isn't that the hooker's lament? I can't believe fanatics offering freebies have eliminated an old family business like ours.
Over 16,000 FREE Cat Names Here
I'll bet these guys don't offer the equivalent of The Famous Cats Named Guarantee, though.
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