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"Those Outdoor Cats Have No Class" Polecat

Introduction

Obviously there are some brilliantly named cats. You probably have met one or more yourself in your lifetime. According to official government statistics, however, for every cat with a name to be proud of, there are 147 cats with names of little note. (The cost of this particular government grant to develop statistics was approximately $100, a bargain by anyone's standards.)

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We guarantee we will actually name your cat, or your money back. Naturally, we can't guarantee you'll like the name we come up with because, after all, we are not mind readers.

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"I'm developing an eye problem. Everything I see pisses me off!"

Well, it finally happened. Amateurs that are giving them away for free forced us out of the cat naming business. Isn't that the hooker's lament? I can't believe fanatics offering freebies have eliminated an old family business like ours.

I'll bet these guys don't offer the equivalent of The Famous Cats Named Guarantee, though.

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Technical Writing:   Documentation, user manuals, instruction books, special reports, reviews, tech research, computer related evaluations, proposal writing and review, business letter writing, etc. For small examples of descriptive writing, see the write-ups for items found on my Items for Sale Page. Minimum cost is $100 per page.         Computer Related Consulting:   For small to medium businesses, including proposal review, backup and data security issues. Requirements gathering, proposal writing, project reviews, technical interpreter for business principals, etc. Have an expert on your side at reasonable cost!              Photography Samples:   I posted examples of my best 35mm film images. This is an ongoing project of scanning directly from the original negatives. These are not necessarily the best of the best, however: Examples from 35mm Best Project. I also posted examples of my best digital images. This is another ongoing project. Again, these are not necessarily the best of the best, however: Examples from Best Digital Images Project.         Software QA:   Think of me as the idiot that you want your software to be proof from. Yes, I will perform all those boring tests you hate to do. Our motto: it is easier to criticize others than it is to do it right ourselves.           Other Services:    Cats Named:  $25 and up - results guaranteed.         Second Opinions:   $50 and up. We have a two-tiered structure. Top of the line are Well Reasoned Opinions, but they do required time for research and thought. You may want quicker results. These also take some time, but are available faster then the other type, and in fact comprise the Famous Cats Named Half-Fast Opinions. Talk show hosts please note!         Common Sense Consulting:  $100 and up. Unfortunately, if you need us you don't know it! NOTE: if you think this idea is really stupid, then you have an emergency and should contact us immediately.

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Solar powered, climate controlled instrument enclosure(s)    Used tilt/zoom security cameras & IP enabled servers - prefer Canon VB Series.    Heated and ventilated mounts for outdoor security cameras.    Used dish antennas, cheap, up to 3' in diameter    Parabolic microphones, shotgun microphones    Beverly [Mass] High School Year Books from 1958 thru 1962    Mint condition Kawasaki KZ750 Twin OR early eighties Suzuki GS850G    Optoelectronics Scout Frequency Counter [digital preferred]; also sniffer.

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Contact Cats Named Here ==>

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Camp Herrick    Official BHS Class of 1960 Website    Ryal Side Elementary School

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